Nichole Hiltz, Trace Adkins, Priscilla Barnes
A beautiful piece of all American trailer trash goes on a bloody rampage of revenge, after the good ol' boys at the trailer park brutally kill her boyfriend and ruin her dreams of a normal life. After she does a runner, she meets the devil on a deserted stretch of highway who gives her a shotgun that appears to never need reloaded (magic or just lazy script writing? Who knows). He not only gives her demonic powers but also burdens her with a burning hatred for humans... All humans! Based on the cult horror comic book from Imperium comics.
TERROR 2/5
Plenty of shocks, but they all seem a bit forced and it's standard, by the numbers, slasher movie scares. This is more tongue in cheek mayhem rather than out-and-out horror territory. A van full of troubled teenagers get it on in the craziest of places (an old abandoned trailer park in the middle of a storm? Yay! Let's fuck!), chatty zombies go on the rampage, slutty monsters get their groove on and musical zombies play rock guitar on a trailer roof, all overshadowed by lashings of brutal slayings. It's that type of movie. Seriously.
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| You have a little something on your...nah, forget it. |
What it lacks in scares, it makes up for in a staggering amount of blood n' guts chucked at us throughout. Heads roll, bodies explode, people are cooked and eaten (after being marinaded no less, 'cos you can't eat a human without the right sauce now, can you?), folk are crushed, and all manner of nasties are visited on our hapless angst riddled teens. Next time just stay in the bus until help comes, because if somewhere looks uninviting and haunted, it's because it probably is.
NUDITY 0/5
Suggestive as shit every step of the way, but no actual nudity. Seriously though, nude zombies?? Really?? You are one sick, sick bastard. To think I was gonna ask you to babysit my zombie kid for me too.
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| Man, Girl's Aloud have really let themselves go... |
The real stars of the show are the undead rednecks, who not only have all the best lines but also the best characters throughout. The teenagers involved are slasher film cliches each and every one ('teenagers' is a loose term if I ever heard one, some of these bastards are well into their late twenties) and appear to be there just to be murderised in a variety of nasty ways for the viewer's titillation. Which is actually a rather frightening reflection on our society as a whole... Anyway, I should really go now, those kids in my park aren't going to kill themselves you know.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0892109/
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